darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: panerasexual, via damn-funny)

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

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releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

(Source: releasings, via teenscoolest)